Friday, October 1, 2010

Physics: For Pakistani Student

I always perceive worse for those who enumerated the laws of physics. To splash into the pool of physics, for me is such as to curse oneself with no specific reason. Physics is in fact a very boring subject for me and may be for many students who share my point of agenda.
                Physics is about uni-verse in which there is nothing apart from the graves of gravity, which Newton discovered and now we are facing the music of physic-o-phone. Physics is about current through which the tutors are magnifying our heads instead of blushing our souls. Physics displays the power of magnets which are turning us into “mad-nuts.” Physics enforces the law of forces which is applied without law and are deep now into our minds. Physics is the connotation of friction which never allows us to act or react in our class as well as in the lab-oratory for girls. Physics explored the nuclear weapons due to which we are now standing on the verge of death angles. Besides all these side-broad effects, how we perceived physics when the teacher cum dictator delivered lectures without having any specifics of A, B, C of physics, provided us with the knowledge of some physics laws which we took it as listed below:
                While studying “Newton’s law of gravity,” I was wandering like a lonely soul that physics would have been much easier, “if tree had fallen on Newton’s head instead of an apple.” Neither he would have to waste the blossomed sparks of his mind nor would we have to tol-e-rate his logical based illogical laws. Beside the topic of “Newton’s law of gravity” there is another law due to which we are living a life of utter dejection. That low law is named as “law of inertia”. Alas! Life would have been so adorable and without tensions of learning physics if Newton would have secured death while driving a car. But... The angel didn’t confront him to hug him and he proceeded with his research. Nevertheless, I am against all the ci-deviant teachers of English and those who are now ruling the edges of rostrums, who gave an old adage that “as you sow, so shall you reap”. Newton formulated these laws but now we are bearing and experiencing then. He is enjoying his eternal abode but for us, he flourished a well with no water but only tensions of laws and such useless things. I will on my part never ever forgive him for spoiling the life of such innocent students.
                Furthermore, while studying the topic of current, I fancied that how mesmerizing it would have been if the current had induced in the wire without any switch and it may have directly spurted out the teacher’s soul into heaven. It was not hate for our venerable teacher but our sympathy with him.  In short, we tolerated physics for five years with sleeping eyes and slept minds in our class, but now I merely can understand physics more than any subject because I learnt it in the realm of enjoyment.

1 comment:

  1. Was lovely reading the humerous n so true defination of physics..:)

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